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Ride Reports

Hematoma Takes a Holiday

on
May 29, 2015

We don’t have time for this! No time. Tick tock.

I’m not starved for attention, nor do I yearn for affection or the ear of a long-suffering confidant. But…

Ride Reports

Tour de Tree: Groundhog Day Edition

on
March 5, 2015
The Tour de Tree. Five Days, 10 stages, mucho hurt. There is only one rule: All riders must complete a loop of the Mother Tree during a stage or risk disqualification. The following is an account of the third edition of this tour.
Ride Reports

Rebecca’s Private Idaho: This Cowgirl’s Poem

on
October 4, 2014

There once was a Queen in Idaho
With a penchant for pain, well dontcha know
She put on a race
With gravelly high pace
And we all fell apart like weak so-and-sos.

There’s…

Epic Rides Ride Reports

Common colds and carbonated beverages

on
July 31, 2014

Sick of it. Sick of riding my bike. Just sick of it. Probably not the best frame of mind to be in, a week out from The Death Ride….

Dirty Kanza Ride Reports

Dirty Kanza 200: A Meditation on Self

on
June 10, 2014

You. You are a frivolous person. A frivolous person with frivolous thoughts that spin and cartwheel on the front lawn of your mind. Legs flinging, knees bent, your thoughts…